Hey, gentlemen and ladies make sure you buckle your seats and get ready for a ride of absurdity! "copyright Bear" is an amazing ride in more manners than one. This movie is based on an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a fun horror-themed comedy that'll have you laughing, scratching your head, and thinking about the lives of bears as well as drug smugglers.
copyright Bear
As soon as we meet the gorgeous Andrew C Thornton, played superbly by Matthew Rhys, you know it's going to be an exhilarating adventure. A smuggler of style with grace, elegance and a skill at dumping his cargo in the most unlikely areas. In the blink of an eye the man he would be about to unbeknownst to himself create the mythology of the century--the "copyright Bear!"
You should forget all you think of bears and their preference for food. The movie takes an obscene view and states that once bears are exposed to copyright, they do more than just drink, they transform into bloodthirsty beasts! Get over it, Godzilla you've got a new king in town, and he's a bear with a penchant for powdered substances.
The characters we have in our story, that includes the dumb police on the run, the negligent criminals and innocent citizens who struggled to make their way from a plastic bag, will keep you in stitches. Their total incompetence is an eye-opener. If you ever find yourself wanting to laugh, just imagine how Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to figure out unsolved crimes without shooting each other.
Let's not forget about our courageous adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. But not like the characters found in "Frozen." The two hikers come across A treasure-trove of Colombian goodies, and before there's a chance to say "Bearzilla," they become their primary targets of copyright Bear's fervent appetite. Do you really need one more Disney princess when there's a snorting, rampaging bear to be found?
This film achieves the ideal equilibrium between horror and comedy it makes you laugh in one scene, and then clutching your popcorn with fear the next. Body count goes up faster than you can count the curls of your neck and you'll be cheering for each demise with wicked pleasure. This is similar to watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
And now, let's talk about the climactic battle. Picture this: a waterfall running in the background our most fearless clan comprised of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry getting ready to tackle this beast called the copyright Bear. It's a gruelling battle through to be remembered, featuring blasts, bear roars and enough white powder to challenge Tony Montana to shame. As you are about to think this bear's gone then it's revived with a copyright explosion! This is a tale of a return to the legendary scale.
Yes "copyright Bear" may have it's flaws. The editing feels as unstable in the way a squirrel would be, making you scratch your head and questioning whether the film reel has been secretly utilized as scratching pole. Don't fret, viewers, because the bear's CGI truly tops the pack. The bear is the star of the show and those who edited the show appeared to seem to be in a high-sugar copyright Bear state themselves.
The film is a mix of tension, double-crossings and unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. Also, when the credits start rolling as you go home with a smile across your face, you should remember that reviewer's last advice: Don't feed bears anything, especially not drugs or fellow hikers. It's a guarantee that it won't be a good thing for everyone involved.
Make sure you grab your popcorn, buckle up, as you take on the wacky world of "copyright Bear." A unique film experience that will have you in tears, while you contemplate the powers of bears and secret party-potential.